Kid conversations...

What's heard around our house these days….

Me: Leah, can I pull your hair back?
Leah: No Mommy, I like it wild.
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Leah: I don't do that because I am a GIRL!

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Me: Paul, what do you want for lunch?
Paul: A salad
Me: Really? Just a salad?
Paul: Yeah, I just love green food.

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Me: What are you building Paul?
Paul: A spaceship. It's just awesome. I am awesome because THIS is awesome!

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Paul: said with enthusiasm and joy with his arms raised…. I CAN BREATHE OUTSIDE!!!
A few minutes later in the car I hear him take a deep breathe in… WOOOOW!! I CAN BREATHE IN THE CAR TOO!!! AWWWEEESOME!!!

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Justin: Did you hear the thunder Paul?
Paul: That was just me pooping in the bathroom.